Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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