What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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