Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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