its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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