So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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