I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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