yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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