Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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