is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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