super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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