i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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