dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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