Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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