I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
The struggles of a small town man whore
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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