Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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