doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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