Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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