I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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