She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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