you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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