i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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