Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I wish i was in the wii world.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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