I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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