he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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