its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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