it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she smelled like a LAN party
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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