i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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