You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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