Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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