so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Even my vagina gasped.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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