You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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