ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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