her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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