Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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