This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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