even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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