we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
we made out on top of his cat.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
whose ass print is on the piano?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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