you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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