i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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