nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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