My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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