I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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