What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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