we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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