im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
please don't ironically join a cult
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