Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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