does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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