That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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