Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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