I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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