are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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