As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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