yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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