I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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