Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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