I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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